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[Patty isn't a stranger to waking up in peculiar places. In fact, she's awoken in places far stranger than this. The first thing she noticed was the nostalgic, salty smell of the sea. Then, the crash of waves that were rocking her little 'boat' back and forth. It was really quite calming. However, all dreams must come to an end and it wasn't long before she regained consciousness entirely to realize that she was in a bit of a pickle.

She was in a washtub. In the middle of an ocean. Wearing a plain white dress. ... Well, it could always be worse. Not quite noticing the book beside her just yet, she begins to speak.]

Oooh, my head... I know that when it's time to abandon ship and you're out of lifeboats, you should float along in a powder keg, but I've never heard of washtub boats before.

Ah, looks like I'm caught up the creek without a paddle. [Silence, then a little crackle in the microphone.] ...This book will do, ya know!

[What follows is a very loud splash, as Patty dunks the journal into the water to try and paddle her way to shore. This... may take a while.]

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Huh, a sight fer sore eyes? Young lady, you just haven't learned to appreciate the beauty of older men.

[Fortunately, he can. He's good at reading expressions, even the fake ones.] Let's go find this hat of yours then, and hopefully the rest of yer clothes too.

And we can stop by the smithy too, right? Can't say I feel entirely like myself without my weapons, either.

[Next time she runs into Alexei, she wants the pleasure of directing her pistol at his nose.]

That's not a bad idea, sooner ya pick them up the better. I can't exactly say that this place is all that safe either. [Though he doesn't have his bow with him, at least he has a knife for stabbing.]

Alright! Follow me then! Clothes first, yeah? [Saying that he begins to move towards the clothes shop, he's not that lazy after all.]

Aye, clothes first! [She pursues Raven with a skip and a hop.]

If you've been here for two years, you must've seen a lot of those experiments already, huh?

[He leads the way, though thankfully everything is prett close int he village center.]

There are a few I can't remember, weird side effects and all that stoppin' me. We tend ta get one every month.

One every month... I wonder what my first one will be like. [It'd better not be dangerous!]

It's always scary when it's yer first time, but if ya take it slowly until you get used to it, then you'll be much better off when it happens again!

[fdslkjfskjfslkjf she sees what you did there, Raven.]

Is that advice based on your own experiences, old man? Just how sore were you after your first time?

I'll tell ya all about it when yer a little older.

[He stops outside the clothing shop and gestures towards the door.] Go see if they've got yer clothes, I'll wait out here.

Aye aye!~

[With that, she darts into the store to gather her clothes and carry them all into the nearest changing room. When she exits the store about ten minutes later, she's wearing her usual attire and carefully adjusting her hat.]

All done!

[Took you long enough, geez woman.]

Ah, there you are! Now ya look much better without that tacky dress! Let's go find yer pistol then!

[Oh Raven, you have no idea how hard it was to manouver the newly-shaped holes in the back of her oversized jacket over her wings.]

What about my binoculars? Do you think they're in the item shop or the weapon shop? [She does use the binoculars as a weapon from time to time, but hitting enemies upside the head with it may not count.]

They'd probably be in the item shop, unless ya actually use them in combat? Which I'm pretty sure ya don't.

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