ps3pirate | 1st Treasure

[Patty isn't a stranger to waking up in peculiar places. In fact, she's awoken in places far stranger than this. The first thing she noticed was the nostalgic, salty smell of the sea. Then, the crash of waves that were rocking her little 'boat' back and forth. It was really quite calming. However, all dreams must come to an end and it wasn't long before she regained consciousness entirely to realize that she was in a bit of a pickle.

She was in a washtub. In the middle of an ocean. Wearing a plain white dress. ... Well, it could always be worse. Not quite noticing the book beside her just yet, she begins to speak.]

Oooh, my head... I know that when it's time to abandon ship and you're out of lifeboats, you should float along in a powder keg, but I've never heard of washtub boats before.

Ah, looks like I'm caught up the creek without a paddle. [Silence, then a little crackle in the microphone.] ...This book will do, ya know!

[What follows is a very loud splash, as Patty dunks the journal into the water to try and paddle her way to shore. This... may take a while.]

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I'm sorry! I didn't mean to startle you, miss! [frhughtrghtr]

[She holds the book up between her thumb and index finger, watching it drip pathetically onto the washtub's floor.]

That's okay. It was just... unexpected, that's all!

All right. As long as it's okay!

[...]

Oh, I hope you get to shore soon! [Because what even...]

[Golly, what a nice talking book.] I hope so too, ya know. My friends are probably worried and we're a little pressed for time.

So... Why can you talk?

Well, I'm not really in the book. I'm just communicating through it!

Anyway, don't worry. Whatever you're pressed for time for, you don't have to worry about it for the time being. ...you've noticed your wings, right?

[Communicating through a book... And here she thought books were only for reading.]

My wings...?

[She peeks over her shoulder and-]

W-wings!

[WHAT IS THIS PATTY DOESN'T EVEN.]

Ack! Please calm down, miss...!

[Except Jeb's doing an impressive amount of flailing himself.]

[Nope, Patty isn't calming down.]

How can I calm down when I look like a seagull?! This has to be a bad dream!

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